Beer quotes

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• "People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee alot."

-Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

• "All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer."

-Homer Simpson

• "Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop."

-Winston Churchill to his Secretary of War, 1944

• "If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose."

-Deep Thought, Jack Handy

• "Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine."

-David Moulton

• "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."

-Benjamin Franklin

• "The easiest way to spot a wanker in a pub is to look around and find who's drinking a Corona with a slice of lemon in the neck."

-Warwick Franks

• "They who drink beer will think beer."

-Washington Irving

• "Beer: So much more than just a breakfast drink."

-Whitstran Brewery sign

• "I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts, and beer."

-Abraham Lincoln

• "Work is the curse of the drinking class."

-Oscar Wilde

• "Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working."

-Harold Rudolph

• "I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer."

-Homer Simpson

• "He was a wise man who invented beer."

-Plato

• "I never met a pub I didn't like."

-Pete Slosberg, Founder of Pete's Brewing Company

• "This is grain, which any fool can eat, but for which the Lord intended a more divine means of consumption... Beer!"

-Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves, Friar Tuck

• "Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."

-Kaiser Welhelm

• "Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."

-Dave Barry

• "If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."

-David Daye

• "You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer."

-Frank Zappa

• "Last time I was sober, man, I felt bad!"

-Dire Straits