Breckenridge Brewery Vanilla Porter

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Let's face it, we have all looked over our shoulder once or twice at a bar before ordering any kind of beer with non-traditional flavor in it, and vanilla is no different. Any beer with vanilla in it smacks of "I'll have a grande quad skinny no whip yadda yadda yadda with sprinkles of love on top". However, this beer is where the buck stops. The hint of Vanilla is just that, a hint, and in no way overpowers this beer. It is a smooth, thick and malty beer that leaves the mouth feeling happy and proud just like the time you told all your non-attending friends about that weekend in Vegas.

So grab a Vanilla Porter, sit around your friends BBQ, hold it proudly while telling the hot girls shorts wearing boyfriend why you prefer a nice creamy porter over his Keystone light. Then look her directly in eyes and smile, because she knows she is dating a pussy.